Dog Soldiers is the best Sci-Fi Channel Original Movie. Fight me on this.

The best Sci-Fi Channel Original Movie is Dog Soldiers. Not convinced? Well. You’re wrong. Dog Soldiers is a 2002 “werewolves at the door” movie. It’s gritty. It’s not above embracing its genre flag and winking at the audience (one character is named “Harry G. Wells,” and another, “Bruce Campbell”). If you haven’t seen it yet, […]

Critters Attack! is a Sci-Fi Channel Original Movie that I watched so you don’t have to, but it’s totally OK if you do.

Fun fact! The first Critters was written long before the Gremlins movie came out. So, if you’re thinking that they were just cashing in on the “small puppet is also a monster and is killing people” movie craze that defined the mid-1980s, you’re wrong. And there were many of those movies (like Critters, Gremlins, Ghoulies, […]

The Banana Splits movie takes 1960s nightmare fuel and makes a Sci-Fi Channel Original Movie out of it.

When you can’t get the rights to “Five Nights at Freddies,” you compromise. You get the Banana Splits. Already kind of creepy, the 1960s kid’s show characters are back, and they’re malfunctioning. Fleegle, Bingo, Drooper and Snorky are back in this blood-soaked tale that takes the conceit–that the show is now a popular kid’s variety […]